HEY, DID YOU SEE SMITHY DUNKERSON OUT ON THE GOLF COURSE TODAY? HEY, DICK, IS THAT MERGER OF YOURS GONNA GO THROUGH? HOW DID THAT LUNCH WITH PRESIDENT JINTAO GO? IS HE GOING TO LET YOU BUILD THOSE PERSIMMON FACTORIES IN CHINA LIKE HE PROMISED YOU? DO ALL POWERFUL MEN WEAR SINGLETS? SURE DID! THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER SEEN A HOLE IN ONE ON A PAR FIVE! YEAH, MY BUDDY AT THE SEC OWES ME A FAVOR.. I GOT HIM DRUNK AS A SKUNK, AND HE GAVE ME CARTE BLANCHE! THE XPHONE WILL BE UBIQUITOUS THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, HA HA! #138