Dirt Nap #241: Politics n' Junk

Panel 1:
A news anchor is shown on a TV screen announcing the news.
He says "THE SUPREME COURT RULED TODAY THAT UNDEAD AMERICANS ARE VIABLE CITIZENS WITH RIGHTS INTACT. THOSE RIGHTS CAN ONLY BE REVOKED WITH NEW PERMADEATH CERTIFICATES."

Panel 2:
A lounge scene is shown, there is a kitchen in the background with someone washing up and a man is slouching on a couch.
The man on the couch says "SAY WHAT NOW? THAT DON' EVEN MAKE A LICK'A SENSE. JUST CAUSE THAT ROTTEN CARCASS PUT ON A SUIT. LOOKIN' ALL FANCY?"

Panel 3:
The news anchor is shown on the TV screen once again.
He announces urgently: "THIS JUST IN... WE'RE CUTTING LIVE TO A PRESS CONFERENCE WITH MR. PENDERSNOOT.. HE'S EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'S... .. WAIT REALLY? ..HE'S... RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?!"

Panel 4:
A close up of the man on the couch is shown.
He says "DANG... THIS IS CRAZY!? MY FOOTBALL GAME IS ALMOST OVER N' THIS FOOL WON' SHUT UP BOUT' POLITICS N' JUNK!"