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Dirt Nap #68: No Micro-Ribbing For You!

Dirt Nap #68: No Micro-Ribbing For You!
PARDON ME? YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ME OUT. HOW COULD YOU KNOW YOU AREN'T INTERESTED! YOU LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO DOESN'T YOU GOT SMITHY DUNKERSON?! I THOUGHT HE REFUSED To SO IT'S LIKE THAT, IS IT?! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU COCKY KNOW JACK CRAP ABOUT SINGLETS. BESIDES THAT, I'VE ALREADY GOT A SPORTS LINE PLANNED TO LAUNCH THIS SPRING. I WAS EVEN ABLE TO GET SMITHY DUNKERSON TO ENDORSE IT. TRIFLED WITH! YOU HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE, PENDERSNOOT! DO ANY ENDORSEMENTS?! MY ADVICE? FIND A NEW INDUSTRY. I OWN THIS ONE. GABE CINQUEPALMI! #68

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