| Come on everybody! We just need a few hundred more votes and then we’ll win the GameSpy title fight! |
| BWAH HA HA! You’ll never win! |
| Sure we will! We all just have to BELIEVE. |
| It’s time you took a careful evaluation of current market place realities and underlying economic considerations! |
| Ouch! |
| It’s all about design, man. |
| Design all you want, chumps. We rigged the election! |
| Gasp! |
| But... but why would you want to do that? |
| BWAH HA HA! Because I love to see children cry! |
| Never! |
| Come on baby. Cry. |
| No! |
| Daddy’s favorite baby girl. One, two, three… CRY! |
| No! |
| Chrono Trigger is an excellent, excellent game, you know. |
| Waaaaaaaaa! |
| Delicious! The tears of a heartbroken child gather like fresh morning dew on the crabgrass in my heart! And as the tiny lawn spiders that also live in my heart come out to drink of the dew, I am delighted! Bwahhhhh ha ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Drink little heart spiders! Drink! |