Does this list seem surreal to anybody else?

The Spike TV VGA awards are THIS SUNDAY. You must watch them to see this line up of people, which defies all logic, reason, or public safety:

Host:
JACK BLACK

Live Musical Performers:
50 CENT, LL COOL J

Discretionary Honoree:
WILL WRIGHT

Presenters/Attendees:

ELIZA DUSHKU

RASHAD EVANS

FORREST GRIFFIN

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

TONY HAWK

RAMPAGE JACKSON

KEVIN JAMES

KIM KARDASHIAN

STACY KEIBLER

CHRIS KLEIN

KRISTEN KREUK

MARISA MILLER

FRANK MIR

PETER MOORE

ANTONIO NOGUEIRA

BUSTA RHYMES

TIM SCHAFER

WANDERLEI SILVA

KIEFER SUTHERLAND

MIKE TYSON

ODETTE YUSTMAN

Okay, now read it again until you notice my name. I hope Mike Tyson doesn’t bite me.