GET A JOB!

Here!

Get a job here, why don’t you?

I was just thinking—I never see you anymore! We never hang out. I miss you, you know that? It’s my fault. I’m always at work these days, and that’s not going to let up for a while. But I just realized a way we can see each other all the time: IF YOU WORKED HERE!

So, in case you didn’t notice, there are some new jobs on the jobs page. The Double Fine jobs page. All you have to do is go to the jobs page, make your selections, and take the job. It’s so easy! Thank goodness our friendship has been saved—through hard work!

I meant, through fun and easy work! On the excellent game Psychonauts!

In other news—wait—what’s that sound? Could it be… the roar of a rising tsunami? The white peaks of breaking information about to pick you up and throw you under the surface of awareness, swirl you around in a torrent of knowledge, fill your mouth with the sand of facts and your lungs with the water of truth, and drag you out into the cold sea of enlightenment in an undertow of announcements? Hells yes! Hold your breath!