GO, PRESTON LANCASHIRE ENGLAND! WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO!
More plugs! This time from around the world!
Don’t forget about the big soccer match (I believe they call it fouteball over there) between Preston North End and Burnley FC this weekend. Sources tell me that Preston is the world’s best team, and that Brunley sucks.
I’m not sure if I agree or disagree because, well… Here is a list of concepts and words from that last paragraph that I passed on to you but didn’t really understand:
- Preston
- Lancashire
- North End
- Burnley
- FC
- Sports
- England
But there’s something about the combination of all these terms that makes me afraid. I feel like I’m going to get beat up and have something bad happen to my eyeballs for just reading them.
But there you have it. Everybody in Englandshiretowne have fun doing that stuff! Beat France!