MORE GOOD NEWS!
This just in: the Double Fine Action News has been updated!
This is it! The words you are reading right now! Thatâs the update!
Okay, it may not be a big deal to you, but itâs a big deal to me since we are super busy here right now, putting the FINAL TOUCHES on the Excellent Game Psychonauts, and I never have time to update this page. Donât even mention the Action News Banner. Look itâs still got George Bush and Jay Leno on it. Geeze.
Okay, this actually happened: the office suite above us leaked and dripped down and got all over my old copies of Grim Fandango, Korean Throttle, and that copy of the Adventurer with the monkey jumble in it. Now theyâre all bumpy. Thank god the box full of pictures of ME is safe. Damn you, upstairs neighbors! Leaky bastards!
It was from their bathroom too, and so I really donât even want to talk about it. I never told you about the sewage problems we had in the old building, because I wanted you all to come work here. But letâs just say Double Fine is CURSED with UNWANTED FLOODS and I DONâT know WHY. Ahhh! Even my CAPS LOCK key is MAD NOW!
Beard says: âKill them. Kill them all! And get this piece of cheese out of me!â