PREVIOUS NEWS item MISTAKEN for old, BORING!

July 14^th 2003

Recent reports have indicated that the previous news item was posted a long time ago, and though thrilling in it’s day, it is now both old, and boring.

Objective, third-party testing has subsequently proven, however, that the previous post continues to delight, inform, and entertain. More now than ever. How this can be true, two weeks after it’s initial posting, no one knows. Scientists have postulated that this phenomena could be due to some sort of Christmas miracle.

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PREVIOUS NEWS item MISTAKEN for old, BORING!

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