Stop looking at those girls! The Psycho-pedia is here!

While you were lying there, stunned by my extreme acting skills and interesting beard-shape, we snuck a million-dollar bill in your pocket, and you’re welcome. But don’t try to spend it just yet, because it’s just a metaphor. It represents the amazing value of the official Psychonauts Psycho-pedia, which went live a few days ago.

What is a Psycho-pedia? Why, a user-modifiable database of all the world’s Psychonauts knowledge. A compendium of Psycho-lore. We put some information in there about the world, characters, and art of Psychonauts, but it’s still a work in progress. We will continue to add to it over time, but we’re hoping you will too. Please sign up and add articles, facts, spelling corrections, fan art, whatever you want! And then, as the Psycho-pedia grows, its mass will increase and so will it’s gravitational pull. It will become bigger and stronger with each new article and every passing moment. Soon nothing will be able to escape the pull of the PSYCHO-PEDIA! Not even light! Soon, Yvette Mimieux will come aboard to investigate, and will will perturb her with our robots!

But that all comes later. For now, why not check out some of the videos we put up. I’ll bet you’ve never that one with the outhouse!