The Weekly Double Fine Action Sale of the Week: FLOATY PENS.
Picture the scene. The internet is down, the power is out, that EMP shockwave has disabled all smartphones—right when you were in the middle of logging the day’s meager rations and munitions that will, with a pinch of luck and a healthy serving of fighting spirit, win the resistance one more day of precious freedom. We’ve all been there. But while the Fourth High Robotic Conclave may have squashed all network communication, there’s one thing they didn’t count on: Double Fine Floaty Pens. Advanced ballpoint technology allows these writing utensils to function without any external power source, even when our species is facing its darkest hour. Also, they are floaty.
Welcome to the Weekly Double Fine Action Sale of the Week. Every Monday through Friday, one item from the Double Fine Shop will get a deep discount, so mark your calendar. Mark every single Monday on your calendar, until the end of time. Or until our world is subjugated by the cold immutable logic of the machines.
