What is this violated with? Why NEWS of course!

The Double Fine Action Situation Newsroom Threat Desk has just received an anonymous tip that Santa may be putting some sort of publisher news in our stocking during the night. So, because I’m too lazy to stay up and catch him in the act, I am going to move the NEWS THREAT LEVEL up to “Violated Lemon” and hope that someone in Hawaii or Australia or one of those other lands out by where the monsters swim on the edge of the map will be awake and catch Santa in the act.