WHAT KIND OF PROGRAMMER WORKS AT DOUBLE FINE?

Double Fine programmers
Are hard as nails.
They sleep in open graves
And sh*t in pails.

Spawn of Satan, breast fed
By Frankenstein.
Brush their teeth with chainsaws
And turpentine.

Above the law and
Indestructible,
When they make love it’s
Tax deductible.

They code in hail storms, they
Code in the yard.
They code in Fortran just
To make it hard.

And now they want to get
Some new best friends
And on the choice they make
Your life depends

So quit your job and put
Aside your fears.
Jobs like this come up
Every billion years.

We need some programmers.
We don’t need fools.
We need one in Graphics,
and one in Tools.